I thank alcohol
for meeting my wife™
Shirt
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I thank alcohol for meeting my wife" gives the matchmaking credit to the bar, a funny marriage t-shirt with a drink in the backstory. What does "I thank alcohol for meeting my wife" mean? Marriage stories usually credit fate or a mutual friend. This one credits the thing in the glass, which gave the speaker the nerve to say hello. The wife heard the speech sober and said yes anyway. It lands as a funny wife t-shirt at the kitchen table and as a drinking humor t-shirt at the bar. The second toast belongs to funny marriage t-shirts for women.
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