If you read this shirt
you owe me a dollar™
Shirt
Regular price
$32
Regular price
Sale price
$32.00
Unit price
per
Free shipping for orders $75+
Free shipping for orders $75+
Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"If you read this shirt you owe me a dollar" is a funny money shirt that bills you for reading it. It copies the bumper-sticker warning "If you can read this, you're too close" and swaps the warning for an invoice. What does "If you read this shirt you owe me a dollar" mean? By the word dollar your eyes have already run up a tab. Call it a sarcastic shirt with a cash-only policy, and a funny money gift for the friend who is owed more than a dollar. Funny money shirts for men usually beg for cash; this one sends the bill.
