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I'll max my credit cards
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Hoodie
Regular price
$60
Regular price
Sale price
$60.00
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Free shipping for orders $75+
Free shipping for orders $75+
Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.
Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Living for today on a credit line: "I'll max my credit cards before I die". What does "I'll max my credit cards before I die" mean? The speaker plans to use every card to the limit before the final bill arrives, which is optimism with a monthly statement. This funny money hoodie suits the shopper who treats rewards points as legacy, funny dark humor hoodies for adults laugh at the arithmetic, and as a dark humor hoodie it needs no cosigner. Reward points are the afterlife.
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