I'll max my credit cards
before I die™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I'll max my credit cards before I die" announces a spending spree with a hard stop. What does "I'll max my credit cards before I die" mean? The speaker will rack up every credit line and let the final bill be the punchline. This funny dark humor trucker hat is a funny money trucker hat for the one who never read the terms, and as a dark humor trucker hat it treats the limit as a challenge. Funny dark humor trucker hats for adults pair it with a loyalty card. Minimum payment due after the curtain.
