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I'll max my credit cards
before I die™

Mug

Regular price $16
Regular price Sale price $16.00
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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Coffee, then credit: "I'll max my credit cards before I die". What does "I'll max my credit cards before I die" mean? It is a spending plan with an end date and no budget, funded by every card in the wallet. This funny money coffee mug is a dark humor coffee mug for the desk that has run out of savings, a funny dark humor coffee mug for adults with a payment reminder, and funny dark humor coffee mugs for adults suit anyone who treats the minimum payment as a hobby. Make the last charge a good one.

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