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I'm a pretty good drug™

Hat

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"I'm a pretty good drug" is a funny personality trucker hat that rates the speaker like a controlled substance. What does "I'm a pretty good drug" mean? People get hooked, come back for more and regret it only the morning after, and "pretty good" is the modest review from the dealer. At heart it is a personality humor trucker hat about being a bad habit others keep choosing, and a snarky trucker hat with a warning label on the front. The side effects include a 2 a.m. text. Funny personality trucker hats for women rarely admit to that much.

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