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I'm a pretty good drug™
Shirt
Regular price
$32
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$32.00
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I'm a pretty good drug" is a funny personality t-shirt that rates the speaker like a controlled substance. What does "I'm a pretty good drug" mean? People get hooked, come back for more and regret it only the morning after, and "pretty good" is the modest review from the dealer. At heart it is a personality humor t-shirt about being a bad habit others keep choosing, and a snarky t-shirt with a warning label on the front. The side effects include a 2 a.m. text. Funny personality t-shirts for women rarely admit to that much.
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