Jesus should have
turned flour into cocaine™
Hoodie
Style
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Details
Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.
Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Jesus should have turned flour into cocaine" is a funny religion hoodie that rewrites the water-into-wine miracle with a rowdier crowd in mind. What does "Jesus should have turned flour into cocaine" mean? At the feast in Cana, as told in John 2, the miracle was wine; the speaker thinks the party deserved something stronger, and flour looks the part: white, powdery and already in the kitchen. A religious humor hoodie for readers who know the verse. A blasphemous humor hoodie with a dark-leaning wink. One of the funny religious hoodies that pair Sunday school with a bad idea.
