Jesus should have
turned flour into cocaine™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Jesus should have turned flour into cocaine" amends the Bible's best-known party trick, as a funny religion trucker hat that wants a stronger miracle. What does "Jesus should have turned flour into cocaine" mean? In John 2, Jesus turns water into wine at a feast in Cana, and the line says the miracle should have been flour into cocaine: both white powders, a much harder party favor. A religious humor trucker hat for the lapsed. It joins the funny religious trucker hats that get their laughs in the back pew. A blasphemous humor trucker hat that treats the Bible's best party as a missed opportunity.
