Jesus should have
turned flour into cocaine™
Mug
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Details
Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Jesus should have turned flour into cocaine" is a funny religion coffee mug that rewrites the water-into-wine miracle with a rowdier crowd in mind. What does "Jesus should have turned flour into cocaine" mean? At the feast in Cana, as told in John 2, the miracle was wine; the speaker thinks the party deserved something stronger, and flour looks the part: white, powdery and already in the kitchen. A religious humor coffee mug for readers who know the verse. A blasphemous humor coffee mug with a dark-leaning wink. One of the funny religious coffee mugs that pair Sunday school with a bad idea.
