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Light sleeper, deep thinker™
Shirt
Regular price
$32
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$32.00
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Light sleeper, deep thinker" is a funny smart t-shirt for anyone who lies awake and calls it research. What does "Light sleeper, deep thinker" mean? A light sleeper wakes at the smallest noise, and the line turns that into depth: the brain is not replaying a comment from a decade ago, it is thinking. The spin is the joke, insomnia with a job title. That is witty t-shirt humor for the 3 a.m. crowd. As a funny sleep t-shirt it treats the pillow as a desk, and it works as a gift for a sarcastic friend who is awake right now.
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