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Lost conscious,
reward if found™

Mug

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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

A glass of water and a notice about last night: "Lost conscious, reward if found". What does "Lost conscious, reward if found" mean? It mimics a lost-pet flyer, and what has vanished is the speaker's consciousness after a night of drinking, with a reward for its return. A funny drinking coffee mug for the next morning, it is a drinking humor coffee mug for the bar crawl, and the morning-after apology is on the house, funny drinking coffee mugs for women included.

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