Lost conscious,
reward if found™
Longsleeve
Regular price
$42
Regular price
Sale price
$42.00
Unit price
per
Free shipping for orders $75+
Free shipping for orders $75+
Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Please return to the bar crawl, no questions asked: "Lost conscious, reward if found". What does "Lost conscious, reward if found" mean? It follows the lost-pet poster format and replaces the pet with the speaker's consciousness, which went missing around the fourth round. A funny drinking long sleeve shirt that doubles as a drinking humor long sleeve shirt for the night out, with a reward offer for funny drinking long sleeve shirts for women to match.
