Lost conscious,
reward if found™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Brim low and eyes closed, with a notice attached: "Lost conscious, reward if found". What does "Lost conscious, reward if found" mean? It copies the lost-pet flyer, and the thing that is lost is the speaker's consciousness after one drink too many. This funny drinking trucker hat is a drinking humor trucker hat for the bar crawl, with a finder's fee in writing for funny drinking trucker hats for women to honor.
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