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Lost daughter, no reward™

Sweatshirt

Regular price $50
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.

Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Lost daughter, no reward" is a funny parenting sweatshirt that copies the lost-pet flyer and forgets to offer money. What does "Lost daughter, no reward" mean? Missing posters promise a reward to get strangers searching; this one reports the loss and keeps the wallet shut, so nobody is hurrying her home. As parenting humor sweatshirts go, this one belongs to the dad whose teenager has been "almost back" since Friday. The funny daughter sweatshirt keeps a poker face. Father's Day gift or not, it gets a laugh and an eye roll.

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