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Lost daughter, no reward™

Mug

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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Lost daughter, no reward" is a funny parenting coffee mug that turns a missing-person flyer into a punchline. What does "Lost daughter, no reward" mean? The poster lists the loss and then declines to pay anyone to fix it, which says the parent is coping very well on their own. This is a parenting humor coffee mug for a house that finally has quiet. The funny daughter coffee mug is for a dad who has earned the peace. As a parenting birthday gift it arrives with a grin.

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