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Lost daughter, no reward™

Hat

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Lost daughter, no reward" is a funny parenting trucker hat that copies the lost-pet flyer and forgets to offer money. What does "Lost daughter, no reward" mean? Missing posters promise a reward to get strangers searching; this one reports the loss and keeps the wallet shut, so nobody is hurrying her home. As parenting humor trucker hats go, this one belongs to the dad whose teenager has been "almost back" since Friday. The funny daughter trucker hat keeps a poker face. Father's Day gift or not, it gets a laugh and an eye roll.

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