Lost sobriety,
reward if found™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Missing: one clear head. Last seen: Friday, before the shots. "Lost sobriety, reward if found" borrows the layout of a lost-pet flyer and pins it on the night out. What does "Lost sobriety, reward if found" mean? The owner has misplaced sobriety and offers a reward, but the offer is thin and the search is slow. It passes for a funny sober sweatshirt for the morning after, but it is really a sarcastic party sweatshirt for the group chat that kept the tab. It tells the story behind funny party sweatshirts for guys: the night ended, the sobriety stayed missing. Reward not guaranteed.
