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Lost sobriety,
reward if found™

Mug

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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Missing before breakfast: "Lost sobriety, reward if found". What does "Lost sobriety, reward if found" mean? The wording comes from a lost-pet flyer, and the thing that wandered off is sobriety, last seen near the bar and not exactly mourned. The reward is the joke, because nobody is hunting. This funny sober coffee mug is a sarcastic party coffee mug in disguise, and a funny party coffee mug for the desk drawer. Fill it with whatever is left once the search is called off, the way funny party coffee mugs for guys do.

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