Lost sobriety,
reward if found™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Lost and found, party edition: "Lost sobriety, reward if found". What does "Lost sobriety, reward if found" mean? A lost-pet poster, rewritten for a person whose sober self wandered off during the second round. The reward is promised, the search is casual and the owner seems fine. It is a funny sober trucker hat with a sarcastic party trucker hat attitude. The night ends where funny party trucker hats for guys always end it: who is paying for the next round?
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