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Lost wife, no reward.™

Hoodie

Regular price $60
Regular price Sale price $60.00
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Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.

Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Lost wife, no reward." is a funny marriage hoodie that bends the lost-pet poster. Here the missing party is a wife and the reward is a firm no. What does the notice mean? It means whoever finds her can keep her, and the husband has told the whole street he is fine with that. The joke lands on him, because he is the one holding the stapler. That is a marriage humor hoodie with the punchline aimed at the husband. Funny marriage hoodies for women get the last laugh. A funny wife hoodie and a gag gift for her, if she is the one laughing.

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