Lost wife, no reward.™
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Lost wife, no reward." is a funny marriage trucker hat that bends the lost-pet poster. Here the missing party is a wife and the reward is a firm no. What does the notice mean? It means whoever finds her can keep her, and the husband has told the whole street he is fine with that. The joke lands on him, because he is the one holding the stapler. That is a marriage humor trucker hat with the punchline aimed at the husband. Funny marriage trucker hats for women get the last laugh. A funny wife trucker hat and a gag gift for her, if she is the one laughing.
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