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Monogamous swinger™

Hoodie

Regular price $60
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Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.

Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

The label says adventure and the fine print says one spouse: "Monogamous swinger". What does "Monogamous swinger" mean? A swinger is someone who has sex with different partners, a monogamous person has exactly one, and putting the two together describes a couple that swings only with each other. That is an adult humor hoodie with a contradiction as its punchline. A funny dating hoodie fits the long-married, and a funny relationship hoodie keeps the title. Rebellion works best supervised, and a funny dating hoodie for adults proves it. Wild on paper, asleep by ten.

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