Monogamous swinger™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
The vow kept, the reputation borrowed: "Monogamous swinger". What does "Monogamous swinger" mean? A swinger has sex with different partners, a monogamous person has one, and joining them describes a faithful couple pretending to be wild. That is a funny relationship trucker hat for the committed. Call it a funny dating trucker hat with a straight face, and an adult humor trucker hat that says it in two words. A funny dating trucker hat for adults starts the kind of rumor a happy couple is glad to let stand. The neighbors assume the worst.
