Monogamous swinger™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Monogamous swinger" runs on two meanings of the word swinger. What does "Monogamous swinger" mean? A swinger is a person who has sex with different partners and monogamous means one partner only, so the label cancels itself out. The couple that joined the lifestyle on paper and spends the evening on the couch gets a funny dating t-shirt. Adult humor t-shirts need a contradiction, and a funny relationship t-shirt needs a straight face. Adults who like the joke more than the lifestyle will take a funny dating t-shirt for adults like this one. The only swing in the house is on the porch.
