My dad never came back™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"My dad never came back" is a funny family long sleeve shirt that wraps a hard fact in a casual sentence. What does "My dad never came back" mean? He left, and the speaker has made peace with it so thoroughly that it comes out like a weather update. The humor is the calm: nobody expects a tragedy delivered in the tone of a lost umbrella. It is a sarcastic dad long sleeve shirt for the kid who grew up fine and a family humor long sleeve shirt for anyone who laughs instead of sulking. Nothing here is sweet, unlike most funny dad long sleeve shirts.
