My dad never came back™
Shirt
Regular price
$32
Regular price
Sale price
$32.00
Unit price
per
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"My dad never came back" is a funny family t-shirt that tells a sad story in a flat voice. What does "My dad never came back" mean? A father went out for cigarettes and stayed out, and the speaker mentions it like a delayed flight. The joke is how casually it is said: grief delivered as small talk, so the room has to decide whether to laugh. Think of it as a family humor t-shirt with a scar on it and a sarcastic dad t-shirt for anyone who stopped waiting up. Funny dad t-shirts are supposed to be sweet. This one is a shrug.
