My dad went to get milk™
Shirt
Regular price
$32
Regular price
Sale price
$32.00
Unit price
per
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"My dad went to get milk" is a funny family t-shirt built on an old cliche: the father who steps out for milk and never comes back. The sentence is calm and domestic, the kind a child says at a school gate. What does "My dad went to get milk" mean? The father left, and the kid has told the story as a punchline ever since. Think of it as a sarcastic dad t-shirt with a very long milk run. A funny food t-shirt with nothing in the fridge, it also speaks for funny dad t-shirts from a kid who stopped checking the driveway.
