My uncle loves me...a lot™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"My uncle loves me...a lot" is a funny family long sleeve shirt that lets an ellipsis finish the sentence. What does "My uncle loves me...a lot" mean? An uncle is fond of the speaker, and the speaker delivers "a lot" after a beat that hints the fondness is the creepy kind. The humor sits in what is left out. It is a funny family long sleeve shirt for men and women and a witty family long sleeve shirt for men and women who read between the lines. As a family humor long sleeve shirt, it stops short on purpose, and the imagination finishes the sentence worse.
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