My uncle loves me...a lot™
Shirt
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"My uncle loves me...a lot" is a funny family t-shirt where the dots do the talking. What does "My uncle loves me...a lot" mean? "Loves me" is a nice thing to say about a relative; the pause before "a lot" hints that his affection is the creepy kind, the kind that sends the whole table back to its plates. Nothing is spelled out. It is a family humor t-shirt for the reunion where everyone changes the subject, and a witty family t-shirt for men and women. It stops mid-sentence, which is where funny family t-shirts for men and women do their best work.
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