NFT
(Need fucking titties)™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"NFT (Need fucking titties)" swaps a crypto acronym for a cruder shopping list, a funny body humor trucker hat with no subtlety left. What does "NFT (Need fucking titties)" mean? NFT really stands for non-fungible token, a unique digital identifier recorded on a blockchain; the speaker has a different asset class in mind and says so in the parentheses. An adult humor trucker hat for a crowd that has had enough of crypto bros. It is one of the funny body humor trucker hats for adults who read the parentheses and nodded. A sarcastic trucker hat for everyone who prefers real assets. No blockchain required.
