NFT
(Need fucking titties)™
Shirt
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"NFT (Need fucking titties)" swaps a crypto acronym for a cruder shopping list, a funny body humor t-shirt with no subtlety left. What does "NFT (Need fucking titties)" mean? NFT really stands for non-fungible token, a unique digital identifier recorded on a blockchain; the speaker has a different asset class in mind and says so in the parentheses. An adult humor t-shirt for a crowd that has had enough of crypto bros. It is one of the funny body humor t-shirts for adults who read the parentheses and nodded. A sarcastic t-shirt for everyone who prefers real assets. No blockchain required.
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