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NFT
(Need fucking titties)™

Shirt

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.

Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"NFT (Need fucking titties)" swaps a crypto acronym for a cruder shopping list, a funny body humor t-shirt with no subtlety left. What does "NFT (Need fucking titties)" mean? NFT really stands for non-fungible token, a unique digital identifier recorded on a blockchain; the speaker has a different asset class in mind and says so in the parentheses. An adult humor t-shirt for a crowd that has had enough of crypto bros. It is one of the funny body humor t-shirts for adults who read the parentheses and nodded. A sarcastic t-shirt for everyone who prefers real assets. No blockchain required.

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