Satan knows best™
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Satan knows best" is a funny religion trucker hat that swaps the dad in "Father Knows Best" for the devil. What does "Satan knows best" mean? That sitcom ran on radio and then television through the 1950s, and its title promised a house where dad had the answers. This version gives the job to the guy downstairs, whose advice is more fun and rarely comes with a curfew. Call it a religious humor trucker hat with a sense of timing. Funny religion trucker hats for women have borrowed from worse scripts than a 1950s family sitcom. A witty religion trucker hat for men and women can skip the sermon.
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