Satan knows best™
Shirt
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Satan knows best" is a funny religion t-shirt that swaps the dad in "Father Knows Best" for the devil. What does "Satan knows best" mean? That sitcom ran on radio and then television through the 1950s, and its title promised a house where dad had the answers. This version gives the job to the guy downstairs, whose advice is more fun and rarely comes with a curfew. Call it a religious humor t-shirt with a sense of timing. Funny religion t-shirts for women have borrowed from worse scripts than a 1950s family sitcom. A witty religion t-shirt for men and women can skip the sermon.
