Slip & fall candidate™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Slip & fall candidate" is a funny money t-shirt that treats a premises-liability claim as a job application. A slip and fall is the injury case where somebody goes down on a wet floor and the property owner gets the bill. "Candidate" turns the accident into a career move. What does "Slip & fall candidate" mean? The speaker hopes the next wet patch pays rent. That is a lawyer humor t-shirt for anyone who reads the caution sign as an invitation. Think of it as a money humor t-shirt with a cushion. Funny money t-shirts for men check every wet floor.
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