Take me to your dealer™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
A visitor from far away and a list with one item: "Take me to your dealer". What does "Take me to your dealer" mean? It is the old cartoon request for the leader with the target changed to a dealer, either the one who deals the cards or the one who sells drugs. This witty trucker hat is a funny sayings trucker hat for the stargazer who reads the label twice, and funny sayings trucker hats for women like the double meaning. A witty sayings trucker hat for men and women keeps the mission deniable. Take the card table or the other kind.
