Take me to your dealer™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Take me to your dealer" bends the alien catchphrase take me to your leader, said by extraterrestrials in cartoons, into a request for a supplier. What does "Take me to your dealer" mean? The visitor has crossed the galaxy and diplomacy is not on the list. A dealer is either whoever supplies the goods or whoever deals the cards, depending on the crowd. This witty t-shirt is a funny sayings t-shirt with an ear for a bent line, and funny sayings t-shirts for women get the second meaning at warp speed. A witty sayings t-shirt for men and women works with either dealer. Nobody checked the alien's ID.
