The key to my heart
looks more like a wallet™
Mug
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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
At the diner counter the check is the only love letter: "The key to my heart looks more like a wallet". What does "The key to my heart looks more like a wallet" mean? A heart that opens for a wallet, not a bouquet, the gold-digger joke served with a refill. This funny money coffee mug is a money humor coffee mug for the morning crowd and a funny relationship coffee mug for anyone who counts dinner as a date. The price of affection gets read out loud over coffee, a topic funny coffee mugs for women tiptoe around.
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