The key to my heart
looks more like a wallet™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
A deadbolt with a leather finish: "The key to my heart looks more like a wallet". What does "The key to my heart looks more like a wallet" mean? The speaker's heart does not open with a key. It opens with a wallet, which turns romance into a cash transaction with better lighting. As a funny money long sleeve shirt it stays blunt, as a money humor long sleeve shirt it jokes about who pays, and as a funny relationship long sleeve shirt it skips the poetry. On payday the line gets read twice, and the poetry in funny long sleeve shirts for women goes quiet.
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