The key to my heart
looks more like a wallet™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
The brim says it for the whole body: "The key to my heart looks more like a wallet". What does "The key to my heart looks more like a wallet" mean? The way into this heart is a wallet, which turns courtship into a billing cycle. A funny money trucker hat for the practical romantic, it is also a money humor trucker hat and a funny relationship trucker hat that makes payday sound like a love language. The terms are spelled out, which funny trucker hats for women who like a clear contract will appreciate.
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