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Too dead to die™

Shirt

$32
$32.00
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Style

Shirt Hoodie Sweat
Shirt Long Sleeve Hat Mug
Color
Size
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
Product Fit Image

Details

Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.

Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Too dead to die" is a funny dark humor t-shirt for anyone dead tired so long that death would be a lateral move. What does "Too dead to die" mean? It takes "dead tired" literally and keeps going: the speaker is past the point where dying could change anything, and a zombie reads it the same way. That is a gallows humor t-shirt, the kind that jokes about death to survive a long week. Funny dark humor t-shirts for women have been there. A witty dark humor t-shirt for men and women says it with a straight face.

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