Unplanned Parenthood™
Shirt
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Unplanned Parenthood" is a funny dating t-shirt that flips a real organization's name into a family announcement. What does "Unplanned Parenthood" mean? Planned Parenthood is an American nonprofit that provides reproductive and sexual healthcare, and swapping "Planned" for "Unplanned" turns the name into a description of a baby who arrived before the plan did. The line carries both readings, the organization and the surprise, and the joke rests on the surprise. A dating humor t-shirt for the couple who learned in a bathroom, a funny family t-shirt for the household that improvised, and one of the funny dating t-shirts for women.
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