Funny Wedding, Bachelorette & Divorce Gifts
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Marriage has three ceremonies: the one that starts it, the one that celebrates not being in it yet, and the party that ends it. Each deserves a gift with a sense of humor. This guide covers funny wedding gifts, bachelorette and bachelor party shirts, newlywed and baby shower jokes, and funny divorce gifts, all in the same dry, sarcastic register. Every saying is explained, because the guest list includes grandparents.
Funny divorce gifts: the best party of the three
A divorce party is a celebration with a reason. The funny divorce gifts page, with its siblings for her, for him and funny breakup gifts, is built for the guest of honor who would like it noted that they got out.
"Lost husband, no reward." t-shirt
"Lost husband, no reward." is the missing-dog poster filed under marriage. It does not search and it does not hope; the period at the end is the whole attitude. A Red tee for a Saturday night, worn by someone who stopped looking some time ago and feels great about it.
"Everyone needs a starter marriage" t-shirt
"Everyone needs a starter marriage" treats the first one like a starter home: small, a bit flawed, there to teach you what you actually want in a kitchen. A Red tee that works at the divorce party and, as a warning label, at the bachelorette.
"The only thing I did right in marriage... was the prenup" mug
"The only thing I did right in marriage... was the prenup" is a toast from a man who planned for the failure and got exactly the failure he planned. It is the most honest sentence at the table. A black glossy 11 oz mug that goes in the dishwasher, which is more than the marriage did.
"Diamonds are forever, relationships are not" hoodie
"Diamonds are forever, relationships are not" borrows the jewelry slogan and points out which half of the sentence aged better. A fleece-lined Purple hoodie with a pouch pocket, roomy enough for the ring that is now just a ring. It sits on the funny divorce gifts for her page.
"Future Ex Wife" hat
"Future Ex Wife" is a title issued early, on a trucker hat, with the paperwork already in mind. It works as a bachelorette gag and as a quiet warning at the engagement party. An embroidered hat in Black with an adjustable snapback, so it fits the bride and anyone who borrows it.
Bachelorette party shirts: chaos with a deposit
The bachelorette party shirts funny enough to photograph, and the bachelorette party hats for the weekend, run on one rule: the bride has until Sunday to be reckless.
"In search of chaos" t-shirt
"In search of chaos" is a job posting with one requirement and no benefits. It states the plan for the weekend: no itinerary, no designated driver, one tab at the bar. A Black tee, because the group photo is dark and so is the mood, in the good way.
"I'll have a ring with no engagement please" long sleeve
"I'll have a ring with no engagement please" orders a diamond the way you order coffee: the object, no commitment attached. A long sleeve in Heather Forest for the guest who is thrilled for the bride and has made no plans of her own, and says so in cotton.
Bachelor party and groom gifts
The bachelor party shirts funny collection and the funny gifts for groom page assume the groom is happy and the best man is not sober.
"Work hard, play harder" hat
"Work hard, play harder" is the office-poster promise nobody believed, finally printed on a hat for a weekend that does it. An embroidered trucker hat in navy and white, which covers the hair for the group photo and the morning after, when the hat does the real work.
"Mail order groom" t-shirt
"Mail order groom" suggests the groom arrived in a box, with assembly instructions, a thin manual and a no-returns policy. It teases without wounding, which is the entire rule of the best man's speech. A Navy tee, worn by the groom or by the friend who has been calling him that for months.
Wedding, engagement and newlywed gifts
For the couple themselves, see the funny wedding gifts for couple and funny newlywed gifts pages. Funny bridal shower gifts with some edge sit on the funny gifts for the bride page.
"Spoiler alert.... I'm not single" mug
"Spoiler alert.... I'm not single" gives away the ending of the courtship in four dots. It is the engagement announcement without the photographer, and it works for the newlyweds' first shared kitchen, where it will be the only thing in the cupboard that is not a wedding gift.
Baby shower and expecting gifts
When the wedding turns into a nursery, the funny baby shower gifts and pregnancy announcement shirts pick up where the newlywed shelf stops, with the same dry opinion about what happens next.
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Funny wedding, bachelorette and divorce gifts: questions
What is a funny divorce gift?
A shirt or mug that treats the marriage as a lesson is a funny divorce gift. "Everyone needs a starter marriage" and "Lost husband, no reward." are two lines from the funny divorce gifts shelf.
What do you wear to a divorce party?
Wear a funny divorce party shirt or hoodie, such as "Diamonds are forever, relationships are not" in Purple. The funny divorce gifts for her and for him pages list more.
What are good funny bachelorette party shirts?
"In search of chaos" and "I'll have a ring with no engagement please" are good funny bachelorette party shirts. Both are explained above, and the bachelorette party shirts page has the full shelf, plus hats.
What is a funny gift for the groom?
A hat or tee with a mild tease, such as "Mail order groom" or "Work hard, play harder," is a funny gift for the groom. See funny gifts for the groom and the bachelor party shelf.
What is a funny gift for newlyweds?
"Spoiler alert.... I'm not single" on a mug is a funny gift for newlyweds, since it announces the ending of the courtship. See funny newlywed gifts for more.
