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Funny breakup t-shirt gifts for him and her

Funny breakup t-shirt gifts for him and her: soft cotton tees, cut unisex, with sarcastic one-liners for someone going through a breakup. The jokes are about the ex, the dating pool and being done with both. "Lost girlfriend, no reward if found" is a deadpan line for someone who has stopped looking and says so. "It's not me...it's you" is the classic breakup excuse with the blame moved to the other person. "Lost me at zodiac sign" ends a match the moment a star sign comes up. A tee is an easy present from a friend who wants to make someone laugh, or a treat for yourself. Want a hood? See the funny breakup hoodies.

Funny breakup t-shirt questions

Where can I buy a funny breakup t-shirt?

Right here. Pick a saying, then a colour and a size, and go to checkout. The shop sends orders inside the United States only, usually in 6 to 10 business days, so allow for that if the tee is a gift.

Are there funny breakup gifts for her on this page, and for him too?

Yes, both. Every tee is cut unisex, so the same line works for a man or a woman. Future Ex Boyfriend and Future Ex Girlfriend are a pair with the same wording, one for each partner. Choose by the joke, not the gender, and use the size guide to pick a size.

What should I write on the card with a breakup gift?

Keep it short and warm, and say nothing about the ex. A line such as "Thinking of you, and here is a laugh for when you want one" works for most friends. Let the shirt supply the humor and let your card supply the kindness.

Is a funny breakup t-shirt okay to give a friend?

It depends on where they are. If your friend is already joking about the split, a funny line is welcome. If it still feels raw, wait a while. Aim the joke at the situation, never at the person.

What size breakup t-shirt should I order as a gift?

The tees are cut unisex with tapered shoulders, and the chart on the size guide gives width and length for every size. Check those numbers against the measurements you have before you order.

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