Lost husband, no reward.™
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Lost husband, no reward." is a funny marriage t-shirt that copies the lost-pet flyer. A real flyer has a photo, a phone number and maybe a reward. What does the line mean? It means someone is missing, nobody is looking, and the finder gets nothing. Funny marriage t-shirts for adults usually complain about the husband in the third person. This funny husband t-shirt posts the notice on the lamppost and goes home. It is a joke for a couple where both of them are laughing, and an anti-Valentine's Day t-shirt with a marriage gift for her attached.
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