funny 35th birthday gifts (30)

A long sleeve shirt with a parent joke. I have 2 kids in case I lose one suits the one with two. A long sleeve also suits cooler evenings, and the cut is unisex, so it works for a mom or a dad. Choose a colour, pick a size and you are done.

Right here. Choose a design, pick a colour and a size, and check out. Orders go out within the United States, and delivery usually arrives inside 6 to 10 business days. Plan for the longer end of that range.

Yes. Lost son, no reward is the one for a dad with a boy, and the cut is unisex, so a mom can wear any of these too. Choose the size from the size guide.

Yes. Any of these designs works for a brother or sister, because the cut is unisex. Pick the line that matches how you tease each other, then check their usual size against the size guide. Long sleeves suit cooler birthdays, when a tee would need a jacket.

Wash it cold and inside out with a mild detergent, no bleach. Dry it flat or on a rack when you can, since heat can shrink cotton. If you iron it, turn it inside out and use low heat with no steam.