Lost son, no reward™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Lost son, no reward" is a funny parenting long sleeve shirt that borrows the missing-dog poster and aims it at a boy. What does "Lost son, no reward" mean? A real poster promises money for the safe return; this parent offers a shrug instead, which says plenty about how far the search will go. It is a funny son long sleeve shirt for the parent who checked the driveway once and went back to the couch, a sarcastic parenting long sleeve shirt for the group chat, and a parenting gag gift for a family that has run out of patience and snacks.
