funny 40th birthday gifts for women (26)

Straight from this page. Choose the line you like, pick a colour and a size, and check out. Delivery within the United States takes about 6 to 10 business days from your order date, so give yourself a few weeks if the party is fixed.

Pick the line that sounds like her. A woman who likes a dry joke takes If Leo asks, I'm 24, and one who likes a one-liner takes Early life crisis. Check chest width and length on the size guide and pick the nearest size, since the cut is unisex.

Choose the line that sounds like her. A dry joke about age suits one friend, and a blunt one-liner suits another. A tee in a colour she already wears is an easy gift, and the size guide helps with the rest.

If you are wondering what to wear to a 40th, a funny tee suits a casual party, a barbecue or a night out with friends. A formal dinner or a venue with a dress code needs something dressier, so check first and save the tee for another day.

Turn the shirt inside out and wash it cold with a mild detergent, no bleach. Air dry it when you can, and keep the dryer on low if you use it. Iron inside out on low with no steam, then fold it away.