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Funny midlife crisis t-shirts, explained
Midlife crisis gifts say what everybody is already thinking, and funny t-shirts say it at chest height. "Going through a midlife crisis" is a hard hat for the soul, a sign that work is underway, worn so nearby people know the next big decision could involve a motorcycle. "Having my monthly midlife crisis" treats the crisis as a standing appointment on the first Tuesday of the month, with no cancellation fee and a haircut afterward. It is ring-spun, combed cotton with tapered shoulders, unisex, and sized XS through 3XL.
Funny midlife crisis t-shirts: questions
What does a midlife crisis look like?
A convertible, a guitar still in its case, a new haircut and a long look at a fitness tracker. Each purchase is the same question in a different color.
What should I say to someone going through a midlife crisis?
Say nice car, then say nothing else. A t-shirt that names the crisis out loud does the talking and keeps your advice out of the conversation.
Are midlife crisis shirts a good birthday gift?
Yes, for the 40th, 45th or 50th, when the guest of honor has already made the joke. A funny midlife crisis shirt gets a laugh because nobody has to pretend.
What size t-shirt should I buy?
Match a tee that already fits against the size guide in inches. Sizes are unisex and span XS to 3XL, wide enough for the waistline before and after the crisis.
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