funny 70th birthday gifts for men (26)

Order one on this page. Select a design, then the colour and size, and check out. The shirts ship inside the United States and normally arrive in about 6 to 10 business days.

Yes. The sleeves cover his arms, the cotton is soft, and the fit is regular, so it works alone or under a jacket. The saying is printed on the front where the family can read it.

It hands the word boomer to millennials, as if the younger generation has started to act like the older one. A 70 year old whose family teases him about it gets to say it right back.

The shirts are a regular unisex fit in sizes XS to 2XL. The size guide lists the measurements for each size, so lay a long sleeve he already wears against it and choose the closest match.

It jokes that a phone or an app is listening in, because the ads seem to know what was said out loud. A man who is wary of his phone gets to tell the whole table to keep its voice down.